If homophobia were a conversation about food...
Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

toothpast:

a-lovely-way-to-burn:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

Sing a love duet with me

can i say something crazy

I love crazy

all my life has been a series of doors in my face

and then suddenly i bump into you

But with you
I can find my own place

love is an open dooooor

until i slam it in ur face and try to murder u and ur sister

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marsicistic:

I’m bernadette of course

bakerstreetbabes:

This is the BEST.

anthonyedwardstarks:

Marvel Cinematic Universe known Working Titles.

tommarvalo:

Sgt. James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes

tsundereslasher:

avengers » hawkeye/clint barton

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

heichou-bitches:

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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Earlier this semester this dude in my psych class declared he didn’t like me because I was ‘a pretentious bitch’ so when I found out he started watching Attack on Titan I spoiled everything up to the latest chapter for him.

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

castiel-the-consulting-angel:

stevieraedrawn:

Can we talk about how Cap and Bucky have opposite masks?

Cap has mouth and eyes exposed, forehead covered. Bucky has mouth covered and eyes painted black, his forehead exposed.

What a lovely symmetry.

But the symbolism too. Cap’s is a helmet, protection, to keep him safe from physical harm. Bucky’s is a muzzle to keep him silent and anonymous and on a leash.

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…